Bandit Stops Cars

I was talking my dog Bandit for a walk last night. I saw a car coming up behind us slowly so I pulled Bandit in closer to the side of the road. The car pulled up beside us, put the window down, and the old lady inside asked if my dog is male. I said yes. She asked if he was neutered. I said yes. She was quite dissapointed. She said he's a good looking miniature schnauzer and she has a female that she wants to breed. Wow, cars pulling over offering to get Bandit laid. Impressive

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